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The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami this Weekend

Another week, another dollar has come and gone, y'all.

In the spirit of cherishing all that is good with the world (a.k.a: an absolute guarantee that the weekend will always be there to comfort our sorrows), we're prepping to relax.

Hang loose, roam the beach, meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex... Did you see what we did there?

Anyway, Rick Ross is having a big ol' bash at King of Diamonds this weekend -- and if you're not square, you'll be there. Throw on your best Rick Ross beard - see if you can get past the paparazzi.

It might be the highlight of your weekend in Miami. But if it isn't, we have plenty more for you to do, duh.




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