Last call before the nucleus of Miami bursts at the lady seams with edginess, art, wrist tattoos, and handlebar mustaches!
Art Basel is so close, we could smell the acrylic paint like it was right under our nose -- and no, we don't have acrylic paint under our nose right now. We checked.
There's plenty to this weekend counting down until the biggest art exhibition in Miami launches. Best to take this week to primp yourself up for the parties of which multiple celebrity sightings are likely.
In the meantime, though, take this weekend to have fun.
Having fun is art, right?
Friday
Miami Tennis Cup: Best excuse to get outdoors and look at Andy Roddick's muscles.
Indina Menzel: She's tall, dark, and gorgeous. And that girl can siiiing.
Puremovement: Far more fun than impure movements.
Happy: Re-asses the illusion of happiness with this play.
Saturday
Homestead Rock'n Rib Fest: Ribs. That is all.
Heat vs. Nets: Watch with your New York friends!
Wiz Khalifa: It's all work, work, work, work for Wiz!
Sevendust: Mud-caked moshpits and everything!
Reflections Across Time: Seminole Portraits: More than 150 years of portraits of Seminole leaders and tribal members.
Sunday
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