You know what we realized when we woke up this morning? It's pretty big.
The magnitude of our realization is so unimaginable, we can barely function.
If you're like us, and woke up somewhere in greater Miami today, you are officially breathing the same air as Jay Z and Justin Timberlake.
By the laws of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon (and probably String Theory, or something) we might as well be in the same room as the two most valuable men in the music industry right now.
It's literally like finding -- nay, holding! -- the Holy Grail. Drink up, y'all.
Big Night in Little Haiti: No one can resist moving when those drum beats start.
Bowling for Rhinos: Not as hazardous as it sounds, surprisingly.
Justin Timberlake & Jay Z: We found the Holy Grail, y'all. Take a sip.
The Killers: Love The Killers? No shame. Embrace it. You're true to yourself and we love you for it.
Icona Pop: I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
Brazilian Film Festival: Increase your odds of seeing Brazilian bumbum.
Rev Run: If you say "Rev Run" three times in a row, it sounds like "Red Rum."
Seagrass Adventure: You live in Miami (or maybe you're visiting) but you should still know what's in your watery backyard.
Enanitos Verdes: Spreading the good Spanish rock for more than three decades.
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