The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend
You're exhausted. You're stressed. Your family has finally flown back up north. And you can't get the taste of eggnog out of your mouth.
The holidays have come and gone. So now the real celebration can begin.
Think about it: What better revenge can you take on your judgmental aunt Martha, the one who kept grilling you about when you're going to grow up and settle down, than by enjoying the hell out of this weekend?
So be about it, party people. New Year's Eve is only a few days away, and you need all the practice you can get.
Just the Funny Mainstage Show
TicketsSat., Dec. 10, 9:00pm
TicketsSat., Dec. 10, 10:00pm
Just the Funny - After Hours
TicketsSat., Dec. 10, 11:00pm
Meg Segreto's Dance Centre: Happy Holidays
TicketsSun., Dec. 11, 2:00pm
A Whoville Christmas - Maria Verdeja School Arts
TicketsTue., Dec. 13, 7:00pm
Life in Color: You've spent all week celebrating red and green. Shouldn't the rest of the rainbow get some love, too?
Sith-mas: Star Wars Christmas Party: You heard that right. Santa's come and gone, but Han Solo is worth celebrating all year long.
The Spam Allstars: Get your art and music fix all at once tonight at MOCA.
B.O.M.B. Beard and Mustache Competition: Movember is so last month. This Saturday, celebrate Decembstache instead.
Winter Music Box: Christmas isn't for another 362 days. If you're gonna get naughty, do it now.
ZZ Top: Because she's still got legs, even after all these years.
The Princess Bride: Looking for an adorable movie on the shores of Virginia Key? As you wish.
Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets: The Fins need a miracle to make the playoffs. So you're telling us there's a chance!
King Mango Strut: Miami's weirdest on parade in the Grove.
Alex Metric: Celebrate a belated Boxing Day with this Brit DJ.
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