The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend
In Kanye fashion, IMMA LET CHU FINISH, AMERICA, but we just won our second back-to-back NBA Championship.
So give us a minute.
If you live anywhere between Key West and Palm Beach County and have a pulse, chances are you were among the thousands of people celebrating along the streets for last night's earth-stopping victory. You may have been banging your casuelas along la calle 49; or maybe you were lighting fireworks from your backyard in North Beach; or, maybe, just maybe, you went straight to church and thanked Jesus [Shuttlesworth, perhaps] for an amazing win.
We're a classy bunch, so we won't go trash-talking the San Antonio Spurs. Lawwwwwd did they give us a good fight. Hat's off to them. But, America, yea, you... to all of you that talked all that smack about our home team: WE GIVE YOU A LeBRONUT TO THE FACE.
You're a Good Man Charlie Brown: Young Professionals
TicketsSat., Jul. 15, 2:00pm
Miami Curves Week Presents: Curves & Comedy
TicketsFri., Jul. 21, 9:00pm
TicketsSat., Aug. 5, 8:00pm
TicketsWed., Oct. 11, 6:30pm
Jim Gaffigan: Noble Ape Tour
TicketsFri., Dec. 29, 8:00pm
Fete de la Musique: A festival of music, food, and drinks, and awesomeness.
Love the Everglades Movement: Seriously, guys. The Everglades is the only Everglades we've got.
A-Trak: BARBRA STREISAND!
Free Art Fridays: Not even Wade turns down free, y'all.
Rhythm & Arts Festival: Miami is the poster child for both of these elements!
On To the Next Radio Launch: Churchill's is the obvious host for a fully nude alternative-model site launch.
NKOTB: World's most inconvenient band acronym goes to...
Thomas Gold: Complete with the Mitas Touch.
Chino y Nacho: Pre-game with Chinese food and nachos, optional.
Neil Gaiman Book Tour for The Ocean at the End of the Lane: Make your way to Book & Books in Coral Gables. Hurry!
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