How about that president?!
Listen, we're not here to shove political propaganda down your throat. But we are here to tell you about booze, babes, and bikini basketball. Because that's what Cultist does best. This weekend is jam-packed with stuff to do. But that shouldn't be a surprise.
This is Miami. And here are the ten best things to do here this weekend.
Lucky You! 5: It's not all about getting lucky, but it could end up that way!
James Bond Experience: Liable to makes your pants fall to the floor.
Lisa Lampanelli: All hail the Queen of Mean.
Afrojack presents Jacked: And, no, he's not talking about his muscles.
Miami Spice Bikini Basketball Tryouts: Best. Sport. Ever.
Art Walk: Check out the chameleon woman. She's kind of sort of really awesome.
Ultimate Miami Band: It's kind of fun to go to events that everyone else sees advertised on billboards next to 36th street.
Drumline Live: Putting halftime shows to shame.
Ruen and Louie Arson: Fire, boys, fire!
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Miami International Book Fair: Contrary to popular belief, Miami is an incredibly literary city.
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