You know how you spent the past week: the endless art fairs, the busy party schedule, the regrettable mornings waking up next to that guy who convinced your drunk ass he was Banksy the night before. But what was Art Basel like for the VIP set?
Judging from these pics, it was boozy, glam, and involved a ton of photo ops.
Kevin Spacey was a Tracey Emin superfan, making appearances at the artist's honorary dinner at Soho Beach House as well as MOCA's Vanity Fair party celebrating its new Emin exhibit.
Adrien Grenier: Also digs the Emin.
Rose McGowen posed with muralist Shepard Fairey at the Silencio pop-up in the Design District.
... while Pharrell hosted, alongside artist favorite Takashi Murakami.
When he wasn't busy being mistaken for Kanye, Diddy partied alongside Pharrell at Silencio.
Cindy Crawford, meanwhile, stopped by Art Miami to look upon visions of her younger self, updated with a layer of diamond dust.
And just down the street at Miami Project, Jemima Kirke showed off some work of her own.
Kanye West disappointed Wynwood celeb stalkers when he didn't show up for his "collaboration" with artist Vanessa Beecroft. But he did hit up DuJour magazine's party at the Delano later Wednesday night with baby mama Kim Kardashian.
Kim and Kanye with Lindsay Lohan on Wednesday pic.twitter.com/3mr5oDNDQI
— Kardashian Navy (@KardashianNavy) December 7, 2013
As did Lindsay Lohan. No comment.
They weren't the only big names at DuJour. See also, Lionel Richie (we heard Nicole was in town as well)....
... and Gina Gershon.
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Eva Longoria, meanwhile, hit up Ketel One's De Nolet event.
And those are just the people who could be bothered to pose for photos. Other famous faces in town included Leonardo DiCaprio -- called it! -- who reportedly stopped by the "Piston Head" art car exhibit; Jared Leto, spotted at the main fair at the convention center; Michelle Williams, who made an appearance at Louis Vuitton in the Design District; Steven Tyler, A-Rod, Lenny Kravitz, and a trio of Hiltons (Paris, Nicky, and Barron), who hit up Aby Rosen's dinner party at the W Friday night; and Pamela Anderson who, uh, is brunette now.
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