The Golden Girls Porn Parody Trailer Is Here, and It Will Crush Your Soul

Are you ready to have a little piece of your soul destroyed? We warned you that a Golden Girls parody porn was in the works. Well, it's here, and it looks kind of horrendous. As part of New Sensations' triple-X parody lines, G=The Golden Girls: A XXX Milf Parody promises to, as the cover says, "travel down their pants and back again."

Like all Golden Girls parodies should, it tackles the iconic theme song first, but it's seemingly careful not to violate any copyrights. It begins, "I'm just so happy that you, there's so much of you inside of me. Every time your door unlocks, I'll be standing there with my big box."

Think that's bad? It gets worse. Take a look at the SFW trailer below.

No, we have no idea why porno Dorothy and Sophia change wig colors.

Here's the plot synopsis:

When you put Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia together, the sarcasm and silliness will fly. But add in Dorothy's lesbian friend, Jean, and you will have some of the hottest MILF sex you have ever seen! Jean comes for a visit, but it gets awkward when she reveals that she is in love with Rose. So, the girls try to show Jean that a studly man almost half their ages can fill a void that another woman just can't reach. And are those voids ever filled! The Golden Girls become The Golden Cougars as they fuck their way through all of the young man-meat that they can handle. But will they bring Jean over to the cock side? Thank them for being such whores! Your favorite TV grannies become cum-guzzling super slutty MILFs in the Parody that you will never want to retire!

Excuse us. We'll be in the shower for the next hour trying to scrub ourselves clean in a desperate attempt to forget this film exists.


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