The 15 Gayest Getups at Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade
Sunday's Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade was a super-happy event rife with drag queens, rainbow flags, and the occasional dog or baby. The costumes were louder than the music and the dance moves were right out of a Brazilian Carnaval.
But although all our gays and lesbians are equally lovable, some were more colorful than others, so we've put together a list of the 10 gayest people, pets, and assorted other things we saw at the parade.
Check the photos below the jump to see if your friend and his spandex jumpsuit made the cut.
15. A gay rider princess
They call me "Sugarpuff Gunsmoke."
14. A gay bear
Boys like bears, indeed.
13. A gay baby
It's a girl!
12. Un maricon
It says "Long live faggotry."
Yep, you're in Miami.
11. A gay bull...
Emcee Tiffany Fantasia tried to grab it by the horns.
And an emcee in drag.
10. A group of sexy queens
They came out of a truck and still put on a fierce show.
9. A gay dance
Girl, nobody rocks it like you do.
8. A gay biker
Love on the road.
These guys are members of the Stonewall Knights, a Florida-based gay men's biker group.
7. A gay raver
6. A gay horsie
There's only joy when ponies abound.
5. A gay Roman
Troy never saw nothin' like this.
4. A gay bride
It's a happy three-way marriage.
3. A gay dog
A whole 3 pounds of fab.
2. A gay ringleader
1. A gay... fairy?
She's visiting from Cirque du Soleil
This lady is part of the Twist parade, which was the longest, gayest, most circus-like entry of the afternoon.
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