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The 15 Gayest Getups at Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade

Sunday's Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade was a super-happy event rife with drag queens, rainbow flags, and the occasional dog or baby. The costumes were louder than the music and the dance moves were right out of a Brazilian Carnaval.

But although all our gays and lesbians are equally lovable, some were more colorful than others, so we've put together a list of the 10 gayest people, pets, and assorted other things we saw at the parade.

Check the photos below the jump to see if your friend and his spandex jumpsuit made the cut.


15. A gay rider princess

They call me "Sugarpuff Gunsmoke."
They call me "Sugarpuff Gunsmoke."

14. A gay bear

Boys like bears, indeed.
Boys like bears, indeed.

13. A gay baby

It's a girl!
It's a girl!

12. Un maricon

It says "Long live faggotry."
It says "Long live faggotry."

Yep, you're in Miami.

11. A gay bull...

Emcee Tiffany Fantasia tried to grab it by the horns.
Emcee Tiffany Fantasia tried to grab it by the horns.

And an emcee in drag.

 

10. A group of sexy queens

They came out of a truck and still put on a fierce show.
They came out of a truck and still put on a fierce show.

9. A gay dance

Girl, nobody rocks it like you do.
Girl, nobody rocks it like you do.

8. A gay biker

Love on the road.
Love on the road.

These guys are members of the Stonewall Knights, a Florida-based gay men's biker group.

7. A gay raver

Uhntz-uhntz, y'all
Uhntz-uhntz, y'all

6. A gay horsie

There's only joy when ponies abound.
There's only joy when ponies abound.

 

5. A gay Roman

Troy never saw nothin' like this.
Troy never saw nothin' like this.

4. A gay bride

It's a happy three-way marriage.
It's a happy three-way marriage.

3. A gay dog

A whole 3 pounds of fab.
A whole 3 pounds of fab.

2. A gay ringleader

Nice bra.
Nice bra.

1. A gay... fairy?

She's visiting from Cirque du Soleil
She's visiting from Cirque du Soleil

This lady is part of the Twist parade, which was the longest, gayest, most circus-like entry of the afternoon.

Happy Pride!

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