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The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade

Something tells us they're not putting out any fires.
Something tells us they're not putting out any fires.
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If you were one of the tens of thousands of revelers at the Miami Beach Pride Parade and Festival yesterday, you know just how many fierce and faaah-bulous boys, girls, and in-between were there.

We decided to forgo all the drinking and dancing and just shoot some peeps (with our camera, that is). Even in this colorful, sequined, spandex-heavy crowd, more than a few Pridegoers managed to stand out. Our ten favorites, after the jump.

The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade

These party people were so excited, they wet their plants.

The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade

"You know nothing, Jon Snow. This is how the Night's Watch does Pride."

The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade

Ahoy! Permission to come aboard?

The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade
Photo by MM

Not sure what "look" they were going for, but they definitely made a splash.

The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade
Photo courtesy of Omar "Novah" Castellanes

This guy is just tutu much. (See what we did there?)

The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade

Pinky Longstockings was surrounded by stalkers admirers all day.

The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade
Photo courtesy of Omar "Novah" Castellanes

Queen Novah does not play around.

The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade
Photo by MM

We're not quite sure what these boots were made for, but we'd bet it ain't walkin'.

The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade
Photo courtesy of Omar "Novah" Castellanes

Girls will be girls.

The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade
Photo by MM

"Take us to your lederhosen."

"We come in Prada."

"Resistance is futile; you will undergo this anal probe."

The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade
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A bare set of tits with burly stubble? That's some upper-level gay costuming right there.

The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade

But of course, the gayest things you can wear to Pride are the lips of your gay lover. Happy Pride, everyone!

The 12 Gayest Outfits at the Miami Beach Pride Parade

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