Ten Sexy Stoner Chicks That Prove Ladies Like to Light Up Too
In honor of fun we decided to play a little game with Google Image. We decided to Google three distinct terms "pot head", "stoner", and just to be as specific as possible, "marijuana enthusiast." All three images, although delightfully amusing in their own special ways, featured one undeniable trend -- they're all men.
Huh? Why is smoking bud more typically associated with with XY chromosome than the XX? Is it because smoking looks dirty or unlady-like? The truth is women like to hit the hippie lettuce just as much as stoner dudes. Feel free to call us 'Your Highness',
'Smokey the Babe', and 'Duchess of Dank'.
So in honor of 4/20 and hot, dime-bag divas everywhere who are
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overshadowed by their male counter(culture) parts, we're highlighting 10 sexy stoner chicks.
First, the results from our Google Image experiment:
Now for the hot chicks who like to smoke blunts:
1. Charlize Theron
All girlfriend had to do was smoke weed from an apple and just like that we were in love -- like finding that special dealer who not only makes deliveries but always hooks you up with an extra few grams. And Charlize didn't have to do any of that. All she had to do was get high on fruit and we were hooked. Pretty blonds have it so easy.
2. Bethany Cosentino from Best Coast
Armed with an obsession with laid back California culture and her cat you really don't need to read Best Coast lyrics like "you take all my money/ you take all my weed" and "And nothing makes me happy/ not even TV or a bunch of weed" to figure out this girl probably wakes and bakes. We even found video proof.
3. Melanie Ralston (Bridget Fonda) from Jackie Brown
Smoking at 2 a.m.? We're assuming this blitzed beach bunny probably doesn't wake up until 1:58ish, we're gong to deem her a hardcore wake-and-baker.
4. Kristen Stewart
C'mon! Stewart was born with a face that screams "Queen of Cottonmouth." You don't even need to see pictures like this, this, and this of Stewart holding court to figure out how kind she is to her bud.
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