Face it, Miami: Your professional football team sucks. Try and try as we might, there is no amount of cheering, participation, ticket purchasing, blogging, or calling into local sports talk radio that will change that fact.
It's something we've been trying to get used to for years, as we watched our suckiness evolve from merely not winning championships to becoming one of the league's consistently lackluster teams. Apparently, this is the penalty for being the only team in NFL history that has ever had a perfect season.
To honor the crap on the field, including yesterday's last-minute loss to the Panthers, here are ten reasons being a Miami Dolphins fan sucks almost as much as the team itself.
10. Even your fantasy team sucks.
Being a Dolphins fan means that not only will you be forced to watch a shitty football team all year, but you also likely drafted a Dolphins player for your fantasy team out of loyalty. Now they're underperforming week after week and costing you some serious points.
If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters.
SHOW ME HOW
You have successfully signed up for your selected newsletter(s) - please keep an eye on your mailbox, we're movin' in!
Suck as a team, suck as an individual. It's the Dolphins way.