Ten Best Halloween Costumes on Lincoln Road (NSFW)
George Martinez

Ten Best Halloween Costumes on Lincoln Road (NSFW)

Halloween is over. Boo (as in boo-hoo, not the scary boo). But you can relive it for just a bit longer with our selection of the best outfits from Lincoln Road's trick-or-treaters. For even more costumes check out our slideshow.

10. Girl from The Ring
The actual physical costume you wear is only part of the overall effect. You have to get into character as well. And judging by this size of this lady's eye, she was way into her costume. Also, we like the drunk vampire contemplating her last swig in the background.

Ten Best Halloween Costumes on Lincoln Road (NSFW)
George Martinez

9. Whore Gladiators and Super-girls
What would a Lincoln Road Halloween be without T&A (tits and abs)? And we're talking to you guy with wrestling mask!

Ten Best Halloween Costumes on Lincoln Road (NSFW)
George Martinez

8. Forehead Guy
Great costume. How did this guy manage to put five extra inches on his forehead?

Ten Best Halloween Costumes on Lincoln Road (NSFW)
George Martinez

7. Barack, Michelle, and Ghost
The President might be having a rough time of it lately, but that didn't' stop him from making a campaign stop for fellow democrats on Lincoln Road on Halloween. Check out the apparition next to Michelle Obama. That ghost costume is so freaking lifelike it's scary.

Ten Best Halloween Costumes on Lincoln Road (NSFW)
George Martinez

6. Big Schlong Guy
We've talked about this before on Cultist? Big Schlong Guy is always a crowd pleaser. Look closely and try to figure out if his willy has eyes, fangs or glitter?

Ten Best Halloween Costumes on Lincoln Road (NSFW)
George Martinez

5. Gimli and Skinny Asian

Who'd have thought that Gimli from Lord of the Rings and Anorexic Asian would make such a cute Halloween coupling?

Ten Best Halloween Costumes on Lincoln Road (NSFW)
George Martinez

4. Candy Striper and Walking Dead
Naughty nurses and naked zombies are Halloween traditions.

Ten Best Halloween Costumes on Lincoln Road (NSFW)
George Martinez

3. Avatar and Bumblebee

Avatar 2 and 3 are coming up in 2014 and 2015, respectively, and in case you didn't know there will be sexy bumblebees in the sequels. What's that dude wearing? We thought it was just body paint but look closely (especially around his chest).ls that cellophane?

Ten Best Halloween Costumes on Lincoln Road (NSFW)
George Martinez.

2. Head on a Platter
Some costumes are just creepy. And we dig that.

Ten Best Halloween Costumes on Lincoln Road (NSFW)
George Martinez.

1. Lady Gaga or Eurythmics
Could be Lady Gaga, could be the Eurythmics, or it could be a gay guy dressing like a girl with beau? Halloween is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get. Also, check out Baby Herman in the background about to steal a sip from Annie Lennox's juice.

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