Strange Being from Distant Planet (AKA Brooklyn) Has Been Observing Us
Sweat Records' blog brings news that a strange seven-foot-tall life form with a giant yellow ballon-shaped head going by the name of Bad Brilliance has been hanging around town, silently studying us. Surely the beautiful visitor has been observing our reckless use of neons and pastels, the strange orange hue that many of our skins take on, and our devotion to the sacred texts known as "guest lists." If Mr. Brilliance's arms could reach the top of his head, no doubt he'd be scratching it.
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