Dont do it. Dont pile high that umpteenth serving of Christmas leftovers. Dont press play on your lonely, weekend-long holiday film fest. Dont spend a perfectly good Saturday watching the tree die its slow, sad death. Dont stay home. Get out. Get a life. Get Bizzle.
This Saturday, beat your nasty holiday hangover when SoBe Live hosts a celebration of the birth of Liberty Citys favorite party starter, Bizzle, AKA Chowtime, AKA Mr. Naked Hustle. Jumping off at 10 p.m., Bizzles B-Day Bash wont welcome the Three Kings, but it will bring out Dade County royalty such as Rick Ross and the Triple Cs Brisco, Desloc, Piccolo, and Ball Greezy. Plus you can expect SoBe dope men DJ Griot, Element, and D1THEMC to kick out the club killers for a full post-Christmas crowd of hittas and honeys.
Now doesnt that sound better than another 24 hours of old ham, Yuletide depression, and the smell of dying pine? Admission costs $15. Ladies get in free till midnight.
Sat., Dec. 26, 10 p.m., 2009