Skrawberry's Guide to Letting Your Husband Love Strip Clubs
You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you'll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers' questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit her up at firstname.lastname@example.org.
I've been married to my husband for a couple years now. I'm a relatively attractive woman — I'm not a knockout, but I'm in shape and not a troll or anything — and I think we have a good sex life. Things are generally good between us; we have our ups and downs but that's marriage.
I found out lately that my husband has been going to strip clubs when I'm not around. Now, I am fine with the club for other people, and I totally respect strippers, so I hope you don't take me the wrong way. But it really bothers me that my husband is spending his free time and money in these places! First of all, I'm wondering why he's keeping it a secret from me, like he's doing something dirtier than just throwing some dollar bills around. And second, it makes me wonder what he's looking for from strippers that he's not getting from me. He has a woman who loves and lusts after him 24-7 for free, so why does he have to go out and pay for it on the side?
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We've fought about it, and I've tried to ignore it, but I can't stop thinking about it. What should I do?
Don't worry! I'm not offended by your question because me personally, I don't fuck my customers.
Your husband might just frequent the strip club to have drinks. Don't think that all men who hang in strip clubs spend money. That's totally false! There are tons of men who hang in strip clubs to relax. Besides strippers, there are music and drinks. Your husband might hang in the club just to kick back with the boys.
If you feel so strongly about it, why don't you hang out with him one day? See for yourself what's the big deal. I guarantee you won't see any harm.
Another thought: What if he go there to get turned on, just to come home to fuck your lights out? You just never know!
Now, if you find out that he's fuckin' one of the strippers, leave his ass alone. That mean he leave you at home for God knows how long and hang in these clubs all damn night to holla at hoes! And his ass ain't no good!
My advice to you is to stop worrying. Listen to your intuition. Go with him one day on one of his strip-club rendezvous, and find out what's bothering you. Most importantly, put this mystery together so that you can be happy!
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