Skrawberry Jam: How Do I Convince My Girlfriend to Shave Her Bush?
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I have a girl, and we been with each other for some time. I wanna perform oral sex on her so much -- I actually enjoy eating the plate from the back -- but am having problems. She doesn't shave, an' it starting to look like Bush Gardens! How can I break it down that that's nasty an' I can't eat that?
Bush Gardens, Get It?
Now don't be tryin' to throw the mouth on this woman if you gonna get down there and play!
This conversation can go smooth. Just flat out tell her. A real woman will keep that area groomed. That way it won't look like a wolf pack! Just don't insult her or call her nasty when you do tell her -- make it all about her, and you wantin' to make her cum even harder.
You can even make it fun -- try shavin' for her. You can even make it cute and try to put little designs, if you want.
If you was to tell her like that, there should be no reason for her to get upset. Tell her that you don't want to keep stopping to pick lil' curly hairs out ya teeth! Have her put herself in your shoes. Use the example or her goin' down on you -- what if she had to part down the the hair to did the penis! She probably don't think it's a problem because you haven't brought it up to her.
If you yourself isn't shaved, try doin' it together. Besides, all that bushy ass hair get in the way of the real fuckin', and it can trap and lock residue. Shave bald and feel the skin on skin rubbing. You both will like it. On top of it bein' more groomed, it's sexier!
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