Santa Sucks Anyway

Hanukkah has come and gone, but the holiday season is still in full swing. So what’s a naughty or nice Jewish girl to do on Christmas Eve? Go out and find herself a nice or naughty Jewish boy, of course! For the 27th year in a row, the Society of Young...

By Kat Bein

December 19, 2013

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Hanukkah has come and gone, but the holiday season is still in full swing. So what’s a naughty or nice Jewish girl to do on Christmas Eve? Go out and find herself a nice or naughty Jewish boy, of course! For the 27th year in a row, the Society of Young Jewish Professionals welcomes any and all focused and frisky Hebrew brothers and sisters to the annual MatzoBall. The nation’s largest and longest-running Jewish singles event melds fun, business, and holiday partying in the hippest way possible. As they say: “This ain’t your bubbe’s holiday party.” Taking place simultaneously in 11 cities, the MatzoBall returns to Miami’s leading VIP dance floor at LIV (4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach) for a night of festive networking and maybe a little more. Finally, a chance to prove to your mom you are trying to find a “nice Jewish girl.”
Tue., Dec. 24, 9 p.m., 2013

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Kat Bein is a freelance writer and has been described as this publication’s "senior millennial correspondent." She has an impressive, if unhealthy, knowledge of all things pop culture.

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