Nine Best Things to Do This Weekend to Help Us Forget Miami's Football Futility
All the talk of death penalties in Miami this week has Old Sparky considering coming out of retirement. But, of course, the talk involves allegations about Miami's favorite football team -- the Miami Hurricanes, in case you didn't' know - and possible sanctions. The Miami Dolphins, on the other hand, have been sitting back morosely enjoying the attention switch from a fan base who had been focusing on another year of dissatisfaction about the area's professional team (when was that Perfect Season again?).
But their grace period officially ends tonight when the Fish are set to fry in the first home game (even if its preseason) of the year against the Carolina Panthers at Sun Life Stadium. Expect to hear lots of boos for a team, and especially quarterback Chad Henne who continually fail to impress. Luckily, for the rest of us, the game is also an opener for another crowded slate of weekend events. And we could use a break from the deafening and dumbing down sports talk we've heard all week.
Say it ain't so Grandma!
So My Grandma Died, Blah, Blah, Blah: If football drama just doesn't do it for you anymore, there's always
family to pick up the slack. So My Grandma Died, Blah, Blah, Blah,
debuts at the Light Box at Goldman Warehouse and reminds you that while
you can pick your friends, you can't pick (or write eulogies for)
The Brazilian Film Festival
rounds back to where it first formed 15 years ago and festival
organizers are celebrating by screening a trio of flicks gratis on
opening night. Payback and Time of Fear at the Colony Theatre and DZI
Croquettes at the Miami Beach Cinematheque (1130 Washington Ave., Miami
Beach) at 9 p.m.
Monster Jam: If film and theater are too high brow, and football makes you depressed,
then there's no better way to numb yourself to the realities of life
than watching Monster Jam trucks devour compact cars for fun. Is seeing
monster trucks worth the drive to Broward. Of course it is, and just
think about all the opportunities for road rage.
Drugs Been Successful? All the testosterone filled entertainment on Friday might have you
consider toking up to ease your vibe on the weekend. But before you do,
you might want to listen to what the ACLU sponsored forum Has the War on
Drugs Been Successful? at Books and Books at 5 p.m has to say. Our prisons are
packed with non-violent offenders and we've spent about as much as our
national debt on a war of futility. Enough already.
Alison Krauss and Union Station: Some people think Alison Krauss' voice is the best in the world, in any
genre. We don't think that's an exaggeration but find out for yourself
at the Broward Center of the Performing Arts in Fort Lauderdale starting
at 8 p.m. Saturday. She's joined by the usual suspects, Union Station.
So this is how Yoko Ono learned?
Interpreting Sounds: If you're into creating your own sounds - and tired of trite karaoke -
show up to the De La Cruz Collection for the Interpreting Sounds
workshop. Start on your way to perfecting pitch, harmony, piano chords,
and simple composition just like Yoko Ono did (we mean before she
sabotaged the Beatles).
Birdhouse Skateboard MIAtoNYC Tour: Sure, skating icon Tony Hawk has been around a long time. But you won't
believe just how long when he makes a rare Miami appearance at the
Westwind Lakes Skate Park at 2 p.m. It's strange that he hasn't visited
Miami in a decades, but it'll be even more freaky to see him joined by
his 18 year old son, Riley. Hawk and son will shred a street course.
Miami has great aviation history.
Planes on Film: And finally, there's nothing better than wrapping up your weekend with a
nice movie. Might as well make it educational and HistoryMiami has the
hook up with its "Plane on Film" event which highlights our storied
history with flight, including the fact that Miami was the last spot on
the continental USA that Amelia Earhart ever took off from. Talk about a
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