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Miami's No Pants Subway Ride Was a Tiny Sausagefest (PHOTOS)

Miami's No Pants Subway Ride Was a Tiny Sausagefest (PHOTOS)
Photos by Alex Markow.

Perhaps more than in any other city in the country, Miami residents hate wearing clothes. You've got shirtless bros and girls in bathing suits shopping the aisles at Publix. You've got everybody dressed down to the bare minimum at the club. I once saw a woman wearing a sheer beach cover up over a thong bikini checking into an international flight at MIA.

We are not, generally, a conservative bunch.

But there is one place where clothing is a must-have, apparently: the Metrorail. Sunday's No Pants Subway Ride, Miami's inaugural edition, drew only a small crowd, almost entirely made up of men. Fellow, pants-wearing passengers seemed both amused and uncomfortable. Nonetheless, the pants-free crew let it all hang out for our cameras. Enjoy.

See also: More photos of the No Pants Subway Ride in Miami

Miami's No Pants Subway Ride Was a Tiny Sausagefest (PHOTOS)

Pants-free posing.

Miami's No Pants Subway Ride Was a Tiny Sausagefest (PHOTOS)

...And one woman who's clearly gonna pass.

Miami's No Pants Subway Ride Was a Tiny Sausagefest (PHOTOS)

Try to control yourselves, ladies.

Miami's No Pants Subway Ride Was a Tiny Sausagefest (PHOTOS)

Guess he's more of a briefs fan.

Miami's No Pants Subway Ride Was a Tiny Sausagefest (PHOTOS)

Unsanitary, you say? This lady came with the protection of the Holy Spirit.

Miami's No Pants Subway Ride Was a Tiny Sausagefest (PHOTOS)

The full pants-free posse.

Miami's No Pants Subway Ride Was a Tiny Sausagefest (PHOTOS)

Participants put their pantsless booties on display from all angles.

Miami's No Pants Subway Ride Was a Tiny Sausagefest (PHOTOS)

But not everyone was amused.

Miami's No Pants Subway Ride Was a Tiny Sausagefest (PHOTOS)

Whatever, No Pants participants. Haters gonna hate. You just keep doing you.

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