If anyone understands beauty upkeep, it's you, Miami.
Yes, New Times is getting a little nip and tuck and coming back to you very soon looking a bit more, um, refreshed.
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While we're gone, there won't be any new content on our site until midday Monday, March 16. (It takes a long time to look this good.) When we return, we'll do so with a new website and a fresh look, featuring larger photos, an improved and notably user-friendly interface (no pagination!), and much more.
In the meantime, why don't you read My Beautiful Mommy.