Miami Beach Gay Pride: From Bears to Bois, Seven Gays You'll See This Weekend
We love the gay community - and we mean love, in, like, a totally gay way. Yes, we know that a gay person is just like any other. But in reality, many gays know that they are simply a little more fabulous than the rest of the world. And that fabulousness comes in all different flavors.
With that in mind, we're celebrating Miami Beach Gay Pride by listing some of the quote-unquote "stereotypes" of the LGBTQ community who'll be coming out (no pun intended) to party this weekend. There'll be drag queens, bois, twinks, futches, bears -- all those who can't or don't want to assimilate, who relish being different from the boring old heteros of the world.
And in the spirit of equality, we decided to treat members of the LGBTQ community in the same way that we treat everyone else -- by having a little fun with them.
7. Bears & Cubs
Bears and cubs are hairy, big (either chubby or muscular), and tend to look very masculine -- hence the 'bear' name. These dudes look super-tough, and when it comes to fighting, you definitely don't wanna poke the bear. But don't be fooled: beneath that furry, tatto-ed exterior often lies a softie who enjoys spooning. Note: While other cities have a higher population of bears, in South Florida, they are pretty endangered, because Miami is more overrun by...
6. Muscle Marys
You know who they are. They live at the gym. They can benchpress a higher number than their IQs -- and that's not a "strong dudes are dumb" joke, that's just a testament to their strength. Rumor has it that though they look "straight," plenty of Marys will bottom for you faster than you can say "human growth hormone."
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