Marlon and Shawn Wayans "Banged Everybody in Miami" (Video)

Carpe diem: seize the day. You guys know that saying, right? That's what we did when we found out the Wayans Bros. were going to be in town.Shawn and Marlon Wayans touched down for three days of stand-up shows at the Miami Improv. So naturally, Cultist scurried over, pulled all...

By Alex Rodriguez

March 19, 2012

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Carpe diem: seize the day. You guys know that saying, right? That's what we did when we found out the Wayans Bros. were going to be in town.

Shawn and Marlon Wayans touched down for three days of stand-up shows at the Miami Improv. So naturally, Cultist scurried over, pulled all the strings we could tether, and reeled in some time with the funny guys. Smelly belly buttons, Miami's vagina, and Aztecs were just a few of the, um, unique subjects that came up in conversation.

Along with plenty other shameless NSFW topics, of course.

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