Magic City Season Finale: Unhappy Endings

How about that Magic City season finale? The little premium

cable show that could (the one about our fair city, anyway) wrapped up quite nicely, by which we

mean everyone is miserable. Good job, very dramatic.

Sure the Miramar may be

saved by its new investor Meg, but can it survive with Ike in jail? Probably --

it's a hotel, not a child or something.

That said, we're eagerly anticipating

the second season to see how our favorite characters get out of this mess. (And

good job giving the show a second season, Starz! After all, it's the biggest

success since your last hit: Nothing.)

The newly discovered redhead Judi Silver is being held in an

interrogation room where White Dude: District Attorney knocks her around a bit

and withholds food and water. This isn't Law and Order, people. (What if it

was, though? Quick, write in a role for Richard Belzer next season. He'll do

anything.) But White Dude: District Attorney gets results. Granted, it's

through pointing a gun at Ms. Silver, but he finally has what he needs to pin

the murder on Ike. Talk about unorthodox!

Vera quietly prepares for her dancing re-debut, unbeknownst

to Ike. Let's just acknowledge that this is the least important, least interesting

storyline and move on. Ike doesn't want her to dance, but she does, and he comes

to terms with it. There, done. Vera does do an admirable job holding down the

fort with the television executives when Ike gets incarcerated, though. Yay, new wife!

Ike desperately attempts to drum up network television

interest in the hotel. He is still courting Meg for a limited partnership in

the Miramar, whatever that is. There's the displeasure of telling Victor and Mercy that

their wife/mother won't be joining them anytime soon, or ever. Then it's jail

time! How unfair. Though, not to split hairs, but he did murder Judi's would-be

assassin. Oh, Ike, sometimes it feels like the weight of the world is on your

shoulders, like a Jewish Atlas. (Was Atlas Jewish? We were never good with


Danny and Mercy: Can they survive long distance? (Spoiler: No.)
Danny and Mercy: Can they survive long distance? (Spoiler: No.)

Stevie successfully ransacks his dead blackmailer's boat

apartment for evidence of his and Lily's tryst. Guess that's the end of that!

Oh wait, it isn't. There's the matter of the Butcher, who stays out of the

picture for most of the episode. Once the photographic evidence is in his hands,

it's strangulation time for Lily. But she outwits him, going for a psychosexual

power play that works and ends with him suckling on her breasts like an infant. Then she sleeps with Stevie for old time's sake as the Butcher watches from his sex ceiling. We just can't wait for the marriage counseling in season two!

Let's hear it for Danny, who finally bedded (or showered)

Mercy! Break out the novelty balloons! But their consummated love was not meant to

last, as Mercy's mother died in her attempt to make it from Cuba to Miami.

Wrought with sadness, Mercy headed on out to New York, leaving our newly

deflowered Danny behind. Embrace the sadness, Danny. If this were 2012, we would

say you should head to a karaoke bar and pour your heart into a rousing

rendition of Hall & Oates' "She's Gone." Oh, sure, the crowd will cheer and

laugh, as par for the course for the duo's quasi-ironic resurgence, but for you,

it will mean so much more!

And that's it for the first season of Magic City. We have to

admit, we were pretty skeptical of this show starting off, given the relative

failures of other recent period dramas not created by Matt Weiner. But Magic

City was persistent, first giving us beautiful cinematography and strong

performances until it finally delivered on engrossing stories to match. Oh, and

boobs. If Mad Men has been compared to Literature with a capital L, then Magic

City is it's breezier, if trashier, dollar pulp novel equivalent. Feel free to

use that as a pull quote for next year, Starz!

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