Once upon a time, there was a little gay bar called Rocks on the Mile in a little city called Coral Gables. Not many people knew this little gay bar was there, for everyone thought all the gay bars were on South Beach. But this little gay bar had a few friends who liked to come over at night and drink and play and have fun. And the little bar was happy. Then one day, someone had an idea: Let's tell everyone about this little gay bar! Then more people will come and we can make more friends! So they formed a club, called Coral Gaybles, and they began having parties at this bar every Thursday night. This made the little gay bar very happy.
Every week the parties have a different theme. Tonights is an all-male speed-dating party! It begins at 8:00 p.m., and space is limited. So you can go to the suburbs, meet a gay guy who actually has a good job, and live happily ever after. The end.
Thursdays, 8 p.m., 2007