Kill Da Wabbit

You call it blasphemy, the economy calls it “cha-ching!” And this month’s holiday/pyramid scheme is represented by snow-white bunnies and an endless hunt for pastel, hard-boiled eggs. Rest assured, parental units, there will be Easter egg hunts at locations across Miami-Dade County — some in the most unexpected places. All...

By Raina McLeod

April 5, 2007

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You call it blasphemy, the economy calls it “cha-ching!” And this month’s holiday/pyramid scheme is represented by snow-white bunnies and an endless hunt for pastel, hard-boiled eggs. Rest assured, parental units, there will be Easter egg hunts at locations across Miami-Dade County — some in the most unexpected places. All weekend long at the Miami Seaquarium (4400 Rickenbacker Cswy., Miami), the Easter Bunny, Flipper the dolphin, and their other big foam-headed friends will host hunts from 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. Call 305-361-5705, or visit www.miamiseaquarium.com.

Today you can get your pastoral fix at The Little Farm (22400 SW 134th Ave., South Dade), where from 9:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. there’ll be egg hunts, a petting farm, goat milking, and pony rides. Reservations are required (ten dollars for kids, six for adults; call 305-258-3186). For the Jane Goodall in you, today and tomorrow from 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. there’s the Great Miami Metrozoo Egg Safari, where the kids can search for pastel treasures in the picnic field (12400 SW 152nd St., Miami), free with admission. Call 305-255-5551. And tomorrow the annual Underwater Easter Egg Hunt at Captain Slate’s Atlantis Dive Center (mile marker 106.5, Key Largo) puts a soggy spin on the traditional hunt. For $40 (all equipment included), you search for eggs in ten feet of clear Keys water. Call 305-451-3020 for reservations.
Fri., April 6, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

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