Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets

Well, throw your daughter on a stripper pole y'all, cause some hootin' n hollarin' is in order today. Especially if you're Billy Ray Cyrus -- and no, not because his son knocked up a 23 year-old product of the Disney factory. Shots of moonshine chased by chew are in order because today is Cyrus's 50th birthday!

Yee dogiie.

But Holy People-of-Wal-Mart what/who the hell is that to the right? This is not the Billy Ray you have grown to love on Hannah Montana. This is surely a lookalike we found at a NASCAR race. Or at a shooting range. Or chewing fresh bark off a tree between gator wrestling shows for tourists down in the Everglades, right? Nope, this is what Billy Ray used to look like before Disney neutered his business-in-the-front-party-in-the-back soul. The image change not only turned him into a powder puff with a douchy looking landing strip goatee but it also collectively broke all of our achy-breaky hearts. But the spirit of his amazing mullet is still alive and well. Check out these amazing mullets:

Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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Quite possibly the most patriotic school picture ever taken...in Alabama

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Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your mullet
Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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Bird nesting in the front, party in the back
Matching poodle mullets!
Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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Hipster mullet
Hardcore mullet

Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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Mullet? Check! Jean jacket? Check! Dead coyote? Check! Being the most awesome picture ever taken? Check!

Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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Motley Mullets

Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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All we are are mullets in the wind....

Perhaps not Chinese, but an accidental hipster? We think so

Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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Little people, big mullet
Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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Hey! Who dug up our old senior picture???

Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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Classic mullet
Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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Modern mullet
Rick James look-a-like says: Mullet. It's a hell of a drug.

Mullet's second-cousin, the Rat Tail

Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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She believes that children are our future
Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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Houston, we have a mullet
Mullets are golden

Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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Mullet by the sea, bro
Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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He's reflecting on why he got a mullet
Soccer dads have mullets too
Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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80s open mike comedy night mullet
Hair club for mullets
Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
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Mulletpolooza!

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