Happy Birthday, Billy Ray Cyrus! We Salute You With 25 Amazing Mullets
Well, throw your daughter on a stripper pole y'all, cause some hootin' n hollarin' is in order today. Especially if you're Billy Ray Cyrus -- and no, not because his son knocked up a 23 year-old product of the Disney factory. Shots of moonshine chased by chew are in order because today is Cyrus's 50th birthday!
But Holy People-of-Wal-Mart what/who the hell is that to the right? This is not the Billy Ray you have grown to love on Hannah Montana. This is surely a lookalike we found at a NASCAR race. Or at a shooting range. Or chewing fresh bark off a tree between gator wrestling shows for tourists down in the Everglades, right? Nope, this is what Billy Ray used to look like before Disney neutered his business-in-the-front-party-in-the-back soul. The image change not only turned him into a powder puff with a douchy looking landing strip goatee but it also collectively broke all of our achy-breaky hearts. But the spirit of his amazing mullet is still alive and well. Check out these amazing mullets:
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Quite possibly the most patriotic school picture ever taken...in Alabama
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