Fleshlight Freaks' Zombie Dicks and Vampire Vaginas: Sex Toys for Halloween (PHOTOS)
1. The Drac
The Drac woman parts are sort of cute. Look at those delicate bat wings.
It's almost like it's a, well, it's a vampire vag. The color of that
male member brings more mixed feelings. It's reminiscent of both blood
(gross) and a Jolly Rancher (cool!).
We suppose there's some folks out there jerking it to Frankenstein. The
Frank was created especially for those weirdos. A torn-up old crotch
doesn't turn everyone one, but these are special for the holiday. We're loving
the little knob on that big green knob up there.
Nothing says sexy like decay! Well, actually, everything says sexy more than decay, but zombies are in
right now. The Zombie model will probably be Fleshlight's best seller
this year despite the fact that it is the least sexiest of the group.
The dildo looks swabbed in dirty rags. Hold our hair as we vomit,
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