Equal Opportunity Nipples

Miami just wouldn’t be Miami without gaggles of gorgeous, scantily clad girls on every corner. But eye candy should be an equal opportunity endeavor. And thanks to the South Florida Firefighters Calendar, it is. Every year, heroic hunks flex, smile, and pose — all to support local charities. This year’s calendar showcases 15 new hotties, plus three returning studs, ranging in ages from 18 to 45. The lucky beneficiaries are Here’s Help, a Safe Haven for Newborns, and Friends Forever Rescue charities. So basically, these musclebound bros are baring it for newborn babies and rescue pets. Hey, girl; these guys put Ryan Gosling to shame. They’ll be signing autographs and posing for pics, so bring a permanent marker, and come Instagram-ready. Sexy lingerie probably wouldn’t hurt either. You know, just in case. The event kicks off at 8 p.m. Saturday at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino (1 Seminole Way, Hollywood). The event is free, but you must purchase a $20 calendar to pose with the firefighters or get an autograph.
Sat., Aug. 24, 8 p.m., 2013


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