Don't Be A Wise Guy, Meet a Wise Guy

The series finale of The Sopranos left much to the imagination. Did someone come in and blow Tony and company away in a hail of machine-gun fire? Was that creepy guy the one who would finally put the boss to sleep with the fishes? Did Carmella order the Caprese salad?...

By Raina McLeod

March 26, 2009

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The series finale of The Sopranos left much to the imagination. Did someone come in and blow Tony and company away in a hail of machine-gun fire? Was that creepy guy the one who would finally put the boss to sleep with the fishes? Did Carmella order the Caprese salad? You'll never know, we'll never tell, but we can all ask Steve Schirripa (Bobby "Bakala" Baccalieri), Vincent Pastore (Sal "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero), Vincent Curatola (Johnny "Sack" Sacramoni), John "Cha Cha" Ciarcia (Albie Cianflone), and Frederico Casteluccio (Furio Giunta) today and tomorrow at the Seminole Coconut Creek Casino.

The five-piece of ex-mobsters will be on hand as a part of Wise Guy Weekend to sign autographs and answer your most burning HBO-related questions. They won't be breaking any kneecaps, but they might bust your balls if you dare tell the Feds they're in town.
Sat., March 28; Sun., March 29, 2009

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