Debauchery Anniversary

Look out, Justin Timberlake, Juiceboxxx is coming to town. The psychotic 20-year-old white rapper from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, has more than 4175 friends on his MySpace page (www.myspace.com/officialjuiceboxxx). Why? Because he is so hot. Watch the videos and you will see why the girls in the crowd are screaming at the...

By Jason Handelsman

July 26, 2007

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Look out, Justin Timberlake, Juiceboxxx is coming to town. The psychotic 20-year-old white rapper from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, has more than 4175 friends on his MySpace page (www.myspace.com/officialjuiceboxxx). Why? Because he is so hot. Watch the videos and you will see why the girls in the crowd are screaming at the top of their lungs. Check out the “Thunder Jam 3” video, in which he wears the cutest ALF T-shirt and takes it off so sensually while he’s dancing and rapping. In another video, he peels off his orange T-shirt and slithers on the floor of a record store while onlookers cheer. One blog exclaimed, “Saturday night, insane rapper Juiceboxxx wowed the crowd by losing not just his shirt but also his pants. It was amazing. ”

Juiceboxxx will be performing tonight at PS 14 for Spiderpussy’s fifth-anniversary celebration. That’s right -- Andrews Lorenzana and Rafael DeOnate’s weekly throwdown of indie rock, britpop, and hip-hop has been making local crowds shake it for half a decade. Doors open at 10:00.
Tue., July 31, 10 p.m.

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