Bitch, Behave

Dogs love unconditionally, they’re great cuddlers, and no one welcomes you home better than your furry friend. But sometimes canines can’t seem to grasp that whole sit-and-stay routine. And sometimes they use your dirty panties as a chew toy and your baseball cap as their commode. That’s when you call...

By Stacey Russell

September 30, 2010

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Dogs love unconditionally, they’re great cuddlers, and no one welcomes you home better than your furry friend. But sometimes canines can’t seem to grasp that whole sit-and-stay routine. And sometimes they use your dirty panties as a chew toy and your baseball cap as their commode. That’s when you call Cesar Millan. The precious little nugget is almost as cute as the terrible (but adorable) dogs he trains. Millan’s National Geographic Channel show, Dog Whisperer, is truly fascinating. He takes the world’s most mischievous dogs and has them obeying and walking on a treadmill by the end of the show. If you’re looking for tips to whip your dog’s ass into shape, head to Miami Dade College’s Wolfson Campus Auditorium this Friday, when Millan will discuss his new book, Cesar’s Rules. We hear the canine obedience tricks also work on human dogs who refuse to buy you flowers. The 7:30 p.m. reading is free with a purchase of Cesar’s Rules at any Books & Books location. Call 305-237-3000 or visit booksandbooks.com.
Sat., Oct. 9, 7:30 p.m., 2010

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