Last March, a sweaty crew of bicycle folks set forth on a Beer Snob Bicycle Pub Crawl with the intention of enjoying a few brews and a spring afternoon ride. It was the meeting of two wonderful American pastimes, drinking and cycling, both done responsibly, of course. On September 18, there'll be a second Beer Snob Bicycle Pub Crawl with a pleasant South Beach to Downtown Miami ride and cycling gear that is just adorable.
One of the highlights of the inaugural event was the sale of handsome T-shirts that were greedily snatched and purchased by the hoards of bikers. For the second pub ride, you must buy the $12 threads ahead of time online at Miami Bike Scene and pick them up at the crawl. Supplies are limited. Almost 300 people said they'd be attending on Facebook, and there are less than 50 tees available. There's no need to be the crazy lady at Neimans wrestling for the last pair of Manolos, just go online and buy.
Based on another bike blog's logo, Bike Snob NYC's "seal" of disapproval has joking morphed into Miami's cutie manatee tee, ready to party with a heady stein in its flipper. Last year's shirt read, "una cerveza, por favor," but in honor of the sophomore crawl, this one touts, "dos cervezas." And may we add, "Por favor!"
The organizers, Rydel and Gary, want to encourage responsible drinking.
This means it's imperative that you are at least 21 to drink. According
to the Miami Bike Scene's Rydel, "Hopefully, the event encourages folks to ride more and drive less, particularly on short trips."
He emphasized the convenience of a short ride; you can get some
exercise. Plus, there's no parking to pay, and, duh, it's
fucking nice outside. We live in Miami, you lazy bastards. It's healthy
Wearing a “beard” she made out of cotton balls and a manila folder, Liz Tracy once introduced herself to Rick Ross as Rick Ross. When she’s not writing articles about the Bawse or the Boss, she’s penning grants at Pérez Art Museum Miami. Liz has her master’s degree in religion from Florida State University. She taught classes on public policy at Florida International University and new media journalism at the Museum of Contemporary Art North Miami. Around 2007, Liz figured out that the internet was a wonderful place to express her unpopular opinions, so she established the websites Miami, Bro and the Heat Lightning. She has since written for publications and outlets such as Miami New Times, Rolling Stone, Pitchfork, Ocean Drive, the Huffington Post, NBC Miami, Time Out Miami, Insomniac, the Daily Dot, and the Atlantic. Liz spent three years as New Times Broward-Palm Beach’s music editor, was the weekend news editor at Inverse, and is currently the managing editor at Tom Tom Magazine. You may have seen her as the interviewer in the viral video “Butt Hole Tattoo Girl” that was featured on Real Time with Bill Maher, MTV, and Comedy Central.