Bahamas Getaway: Your Fast Ferry to Beaches, Bats, and Crazy-Cheap Booze

Beer and conch fritters...better in the Bahamas!
Beer and conch fritters...better in the Bahamas!
All photos by Laine Doss

When they're planing a weekend getaway, most Miamians think one of two ways: Mickey Mouse hell in Orlando, or drinking and fishing in the Keys. But we sometimes forget there's an entirely different country just 60 miles away from us, filled with fresh seafood, white powder sand, and really, really cheap beer.

Last weekend, Cultist was invited to try out the fast ferry service to Freeport on Grand Bahama Island. Ferry Express, operated by Baleria, departs daily from Port Everglades in Fort Lauderdale. The ferry seats about 460 passengers and travels at a top speed of 32 knots (about 36 MPH). The ride takes about two and a half hours each way and, while it's not really a time saver when comparing it to a flight, it is cheaper and offers benefits like being able to move around, shop for duty-free booze, watch a movie, and have a snack.

First class all the way.
First class all the way.
All photos by Laine Doss

Like an airplane, the ferry offers economy and first-class seating. Opt

for the first-class which, unlike on airplanes, is only about $20 more

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each way. For the extra expense, you'll get reclining seats, a lounge area,

and a complimentary movie.

Like catching a flight, you've got to

be at the ferry terminal an hour and a half before its 10 a.m.

departure. That sounds lousier than it is, because boarding takes place at

about 9 a.m., and waiting on the ferry is pretty pleasant.

Once

underway, be prepared for speed. This sucker is fast! Buy a beer, sit

back, and enjoy the ride. The company is planning on putting in a

casino and making some other improvements, but for now, download a few

books or movies to your iPad or watch for flying fish and dolphins out

the windows.

That's some wake from the ferry...
That's some wake from the ferry...

A big "con" for the ferry is the fact that going outside

is prohibited....something about "safety." Psh. There is, however, a smoking deck, a leftover feature

from when the catamaran did European shuttle service. You can thank all those

stringent U.S. Coast Guard safety regulations for the fact that you

can't get any more sun.

Bahamas Getaway: Your Fast Ferry to Beaches, Bats, and Crazy-Cheap Booze
Duty Free on board.

A big "pro" is the ability to buy cheap booze and snacks on board.

The ferry docks in Freeport and it's

about a 20 minute taxi ride to the main tourist area of Port Lucaya. If you're just crossing over for the day, the ferry offers a daytripper fare of $49 per person each way

(not including additional taxes and fees). But if, like us, you're staying overnight on the

island, you can book packages including ferry and accommodations,

starting at $149 for two nights at a Freeport hotel.

Say hello to my little friend....
Say hello to my little friend....

The Pelican Bay Hotel is located adjacent to Port Lucaya Marketplace and

the marina. The boutique-style resort has three pools, a dockside bar

and restaurant, and complimentary goldfish to keep you company in your

room.

 

When was the last time you did the Macarena?
When was the last time you did the Macarena?

Port Lucaya's central hub is Count Basie square, which

turns into a free, all-ages dance club each evening. Surrounding the

square are bars where you can find extremely cheap drinks.  Signs offer

Kalik beers at two for $5, shots of Cruzan rum for $1, and rum-infused

drinks served in coconuts for about $7. Twenty dollars can get you a few

drinks in Miami, but in Freeport, it gets you straight-up bombed.

We swear we saw the Little Mermaid.
We swear we saw the Little Mermaid.

If you're up for a late night, the casino is open 24 hours, and Neptune's nightclub is open until the wee hours of the morning, where you can find both locals and tourists dancing to a mix of reggae and dance music.

To the bat cave, Robin!
To the bat cave, Robin!

The Port Lucaya area is fun, but it's a place designed for tourists. You're not in the real Bahamas until you've ventured over to the less touristy

part of the island. Bahamas Interland Eco-Tours will take you to the east end of Grand Bahama Island, where you'll find Lucayan National Park. This 40-acre park has two caves, which

served as burial grounds for the Lucayan Indians. It's now home to

thousands of bats, migratory birds, and albino fish who swim in the

deeper parts of the cave.

You want to be here....trust us.
You want to be here....trust us.

A stroll through mangroves

reminiscent of the Everglades leads to Gold Rock Beach. Possibly the

most gorgeous beach we've seen, this beach is named after the large

gold-colored rock just out in the blue waters of the Atlantic.

Fresh from the sea to your plate (via fryer).
Fresh from the sea to your plate (via fryer).

After

getting your feet wet, head over to one of the local restaurants in

High Rock, where freshly caught snapper is served fried with peas and

rice (and more Kalik) for about $10.

Junkanoo Beach in Freeport.
Junkanoo Beach in Freeport.

On the way back to the ferry terminal,

stop at Junkanoo Beach for a few conch fritters and some more Kaliks for

the road. The ferry returns from Freeport daily at 7 p.m. The upcoming Junkanoo Summer Festival, which runs Thursday evenings at Freeport's Taino Beach on July 5,12, and 19, is a great time to make overnight plans.

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