7-8-Sex, Glory Hole Estefan, The Miami Semenquarium, and Other Porn Titles from Cultist Readers

There's nothing like a little porn to get the juices flowing. That would be your creative juices, you sickos. And now that the interminable wait for Exxxotica to slink into town is over, well, let's just say those juices are flowing like the Miami River, and just as dirty.

Proof is in the response we had for our Exxxotica ticket giveaway where we asked Cultist fans to invent some porn titles with a South Florida theme. The response was positively pornographic. And kinda funny. You came up with everything from Magic Clitty, to Calle Hoeshow, to our favorite Cuban Sandwiches. Who knows at this rate, you might working Exxxotica in the future, instead of visiting like the rest of the pervs. Read on to see some of the best of the best, and don't be afraid to put in more titles in comments. You might want to skip this if you are easily offended.

We arranged them in the best way we knew how:

Heterosexual:
Scar Facial
Poke-Her Night at the Seminole Hard Cock
West Chest Her
Art Deck Ho's
Wet Exit to Slutty Beach
Barbie Does KenDoll
Miami Laid County
7-8-Sex
Glory Hole Estefan
Pan con Bollon
The South Beach Cum Diet
Mount Trashwhore
Cum to Miami
Cuban Sandwich
El Palacio de los Culos
8th Street Anal
KinkyNut Grove

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Gay:
Meet Me in Balls Harbour
Dame Tu Culebra
Anal Adventures in Miami Bleached
Doranal
Dwayne Wang: Can You Feel the Miami Meat?
Coral Asshole
The Semenquarium
Welcome to Prickle
Tamiami's Hairy Trail

Lesbian:
Calle Chocha
Hialeah Hoes Gone Wild
Calle Ocho Hoeshow
Fort Lick Her Well
Lady Cumalot
Miami Clam Bake
Tamiami Tail
Miami Muff
Magic Clitty
Suck Me in the Sand: South Beach Edition

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