Holy Ship!!! 2014's Ten Must-See Sets

Holy Ship!!! Are you prepared?

We can't even believe the Holy Ship!!! folks are even letting us on a boat with this guy.

Whether you're a first-time shipper or a seasoned mate, navigating this electronic dance music cruise's lineup is tricky. With so many established and emerging artists, spread out across so many stages, it's easy to miss something totally life-changing. And that's why we at New Times have spent hours staring at set times to come up with the ultimate list of exciting, must-see sets.

We won't bore you with too many of the obvious headliners. So yes, despite it being a DJ set, you should probably see Disclosure. Also, if you haven't seen Diplo yet, we don't believe you.

Uhntz-uhntz at sea with Skrillex.
Uhntz-uhntz at sea with Skrillex.

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Port of Miami

1015 N. America Way
Miami, FL 33132

Category: Historic Landmarks

Region: Downtown/Overtown

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Holy Ship!!! 2014: With Skrillex, Pharrell Williams, Destructo, and others. Thursday, January 9, through Sunday, January 12, aboard the MSC Divina, departing from the Port of Miami, 1015 N. America Way, Miami. The cruise is sold out. Visit holyship.com.

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Oh, and sorry, Djedjotronic, we didn't fit you in, but you effing rule.

Flume. Thursday, 12:45 to 1:45 a.m., Black & White Lounge. Oh-em-gee, Flume! We are so obsessed. This Australian instrumentalist is one of the freshest talents to emerge from the future beat movement. His productions are technically tight and conceptually coherent. His offbeat rhythms are always on point, and his soulfulness is inescapable. We're also extra-stoked because, unlike the equally exciting Shlomo and Disclosure, Flume's name on the Holy Ship!!! set list doesn't come with an annoying "DJ set" disclaimer. Note: Flume will play again Saturday on the main stage, but we're pretty sure the intimate setting of the Black & White Lounge will make his laid-back moodisms more magical.

Gina Turner and Laidback Luke. Thursday, 4:50 to 6 a.m., Discoteque. During the EDM cruise's 2012 maiden voyage, these two superstars announced they were engaged to be married. Now, on the third embarkation, they're expecting their first child. What better way to celebrate than a back-to-back set at the break of dawn? Seriously, Gina should probably be sleeping. But in case you're not, don't miss this hubby-and-wife set. It's only the first day of the cruise, so staying up all night should be easy.

Amine Edge & Dance. Friday, 3 to 4 a.m., Discoteque. This French duo is hot on the lips of all the underground dwellers. Together, they're considered the heads of the so-called G-house movement, which basically means they combine hip-hop with dance music in a way that is less obtrusive than the whole festival-ready trap-house genre. Never lacking in groove or attitude, Amine Edge & Dance's set should be just the thing to get you over that Holy Ship!!! halfway hump. Sleep is for losers.

Ryan Hemsworth. Saturday, 11 to 11:50 a.m., Private Island Party. Some might say 2013 was the year when intellectual and emotional depth returned to dance music. The scene is growing up, and grownups like their bpms with a side of smart and sexy. Luckily, Ryan Hemsworth is making some of the love-makin'-est music out there, and we can't wait to shake it to his catchy yet introspective tunes on a private Bahamian beach. Considering the lush tropical setting, we expect he'll bring a unique flair to his futuristic take on R&B grooves. Hangovers be damned, make sure to hit the sand early for Mr. Hemsworth.

Skrillex. Saturday, 3 to 4 p.m., Private Island Party. We hear you, dance music enthusiasts. You're all like, "What? Skrillex? Don't we all collectively wanna avoid his aggressive, post-emo brostep bangers?" No, shut up. You're buying into the myth that Skrillex is some kind of lamestream noise. He's actually one of the most progressive DJs in the game. Skrill is a lot more surprising than most people give him credit for. He actually experiments with nearly unknown songs and breaks new underground records, which is more than we can say for most big-name headliners. As with anyone who made Holy Ship!!!'s private island lineups, Skrill's beach set will arguably be the best of the fest. So don't miss out on it because you think you're just "too cool." That's bourgie nonsense.

Pharrell Williams. Saturday, 10 to 11 p.m., Main Pool Deck. Does this pick even require an explanation? Pharrell is no EDM legend. He is a legend, period. We can't even believe the Holy Ship!!! folks are even letting us on a boat with this guy. He's probably the most famous person we'll ever see in our lifetime, and he's the sexiest 40-year-old in the history of ever. Fresh off the success of his collaborations with Daft Punk, he'll undoubtedly treat us to some "Get Lucky" action. And then there are his countless hits and hooks from the past decade and a half. FYI, we're ready to beg for "Rock Star."

Baauer and RL Grime. Saturday, 11 p.m. to midnight, Main Pool Deck. No lie — this was the best set of last year's whole damn trip. (Honestly, we hadn't danced so hard since that year when we became old enough to buy booze.) Even the security guards couldn't fight the beat. Sure, trap is sorta stale now, but Baauer and RL Grime are still two of the biggest, most progressive names in the genre. We're talkin' about the man behind "Harlem Shake," "Yaow!" and "Dum Dum" going back-to-back with Clockwork's streetwise alter ego. If you're gonna trap, please trap responsibly and attend this set.

Destructo. Saturday, 11:20 p.m. to 12:20 a.m., Galaxy Disco. He's not the biggest name on the bill, but Destructo is the reason for the season. Why? He's the HARD head honcho, the man with the plan. He put this whole EDM cruise together, handpicked the artists, and designed the schedule with your listening pleasure in mind. He's basically the best man of America's underground electronic dance music scene. And as it turns out, he's a great DJ himself. Definitely show love for the guy who made the most amazing weekend of your life possible.

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