By Terrence McCoy
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Jesus: Celebrated ancient deity who preached that "the poor should get a damned job already" and that all human suffering could be averted by simply lowering the capital gains tax.
Jews: The guys who killed Christ. Occasionally have the audacity to apply for membership in your country club, despite genetic deficiencies and an inadequate short game.
Job Creators: People who pay half the tax rate you do because God likes them way better. Deserving of further deductions because the gardener is asking for $4.25 an hour and Sundays off.
Lamestream Media: All media with the exception of Fox News, the Wall Street Journal, and the non-gay parts of PornHub.com. Note: Gay parts can be mildly educational if your wife's at Bible study and the door is locked.
Liberal Elite: Immoral foe nearly crushed to extinction by the superiority of the conservative agenda. Membership believed to consist of three elderly men recently expelled from the Newport Yacht club for publicly expressing fond memories of Roosevelt.
Mormons: Creepy sex cult perverts from Utah who have arranged marriages with 13-year-old girls named Edna. Still better than negroes, but scarier than Jews.
Muslims: Swarthy apostates who hate freedom. Believe that blowing up grandmas and blond children will be rewarded with 72 virgins in a jacuzzi suite at the Heaven Best Western. Covert cells mostly operating in Iran and the U.S. State Department.
Obamacare: Theory that all Americans deserve health coverage, when they could just as easily rub some dirt on it.
Radical Feminists: Secret cabal of WNBA season ticketholders seeking to usurp the natural role of men as the boss of everything. Need to shut up and vacuum the living room.
Science: Discredited field of study practiced by sissies at northern liberal arts schools that suck at football.
Traditional Marriage: A union between a man and woman who argue over a period of three to seven years, then separate and file unflattering paperwork about each other. Repeat cycle as necessary.
Values Voters: People willing to be economically sodomized as long as we keep bagging on the homos and the wetbacks.
IN THE CORPORATE MEETING ROOMS, GEORGE WACKENHUT ( The Wackenhut Corporation) USED TO FLASH THOSE LITTLE MASONIC CODE GESTURES TO MARGINALIZE PEOPLE IN THE ROOM--IT IS PRETTY TYPICAL DISRESPECTFUL GAMES PLAYED BY CORPORATE PIGGIES EVERYWHERE---!
@IGMvon @normsmusic Tea Party: People who hate socialism & government entitlements & live off SS & Medicare guess that doesn't count
I stopped watching @NBCnews by her handling reality of people, real human beings, jumping frm towers. SheNEEDS2BeRemovedFrmTV @Normsmusic
@Normsmusic Another RWNJ.I really wish the fluoride in the water would enhance mental ability.Maybe & only then, would any #GOP have a brain
@Normsmusic Romney won't release tax returns.Guarantees he paid 13%. 13%? that’s not a tax, that’s a tip. In fact, it’s a crappy tip.J Leno
@Normsmusic Why does that description of Bain sound like the current American philosophy on global economics? #NAFTA #TPP
@Normsmusic No doubt that Katie asked Sarah Palin sneaky questions that the average person wouldn't know such as "What do you read?"
@Normsmusic Romney/Ryan/GOP "War on Women" brought to you by DNC http://t.co/R31qt6Bk
@MiamiNewTimes .@PaulRyanVP tried to redefine rape - and now he's lying about it. #AmericanTaliban #VaginaCzar
quite a self revealing screed. Those type of sarcastic, and distorted views are exactly the reason that "your side" is going to lose. It was fun while it lasted. Now let the Pros take over, and show you how its done.
.@MiamiNewTimes Pathetically uninformed but probably does boost distribution; and that's really the name of your game, isn't it?
And while I am at it, they rewrote the first amendment: http://www.slowlyboiledfrog.com/2012/08/may-i-define-selective-observation.html
REPUBLICAN HEALTH CARE FEATURES-"OHHH-EEE-OHH-AHH-AHH,TING-TANG-WALLA-WALLA-BING-BANG"!--( the Witch Doctor)
both Romney and Ryan backed proposals to outlaw abortion ... even in cases of rape and incest
American Taliban: The GOP risks becoming Sharia Party the GOP new "Moral America" laws banning tobacco, alcoholic beverages, red meat, firearms, profanity, non-Christian religions, no women - unless you're married - no foul language,
Why do people get upset when the poor use welfare but have no problem when the wealthy get a bailout?
"The blind trust is an age old ruse, if you will, which is to say, you can always tell a blind trust what it can and can not do. You give a blind trust rules"
@NancyWonderful @Normsmusic Add - Those taxes could be sales taxes on his car elevator & stuff Not necessarily Federal income taxes..
@NancyWonderful @Normsmusic Love it. Have to factor in Pres' Bully Pulpit and ALL late night guys slamming Mitt into fundraising gap
@david.cary.hart YOU LIVE IN MIAMI---FESS-OP!!!!
@AngeLsLuv @NancyWonderful @Normsmusic Or Mitt could write off his car elevator and other expenses as "legitimate" business expenses.
@themotheriam @AngeLsLuv Your gonna love it…..Obama, I am a real American, Birth Cert. dump on Trump http://t.co/66U4socg