Compared to our Canadian cousins to the north, Miami's quite lacking in semi-aquatic buck-toothed rodents.
But we're certainly not short on appreciation for the mighty beaver in its, uh, other incarnations.
This eternal love of the feminine mystique has found its platform with Chalk's upcoming girl-friendly "Beaver Fever" weekend, featuring hot female DJs, style icons, tunes and booze.
The event kicks off Friday, June 22, with a party hosted by Canadian DJ duo Ess & Emm (Michelle Leshem and Sasha Lauzon). Saturday promises more treats for friends of the beaver, with a runway show featuring local designers and ultra-girly "Jolly Rancher" cocktails.
Fri., June 22, 10 p.m.; Sat., June 23, 10 p.m., 2012