With Bush, Seether, and My Darkest Days. 6 p.m. Saturday, May 5, at BankAtlantic Center, 1 Panther Pkwy., Sunrise; 954-835-7825; bankatlanticcenter.com. Tickets cost $17.50 to $86.75 plus fees via ticketmaster.com.
We at New Times asked our readers to join the "stop Nickelback from infiltrating our up-and-coming, culturally relevant music scene" movement, but few responded. In fact, we were highly criticized — labeled "massive pricks" and "highly retarded cunts." The reaction was initially hurtful, but humbling in hindsight. Who are we to stop a shitty Canadian band from playing South Florida?
Despite being one of the world's most insipid radio rock bands, Nickelback is unbelievably popular. More than 13 million Facebook users "Like" the Alberta, Canada quartet. (And that's about four million more than the Rolling Stones.) The band has racked up six Grammy nominations, 21 platinum certifications, and 12 Juno awards. Not to mention, frontman Chad Kroeger has an estimated net worth upward of $50 million, and his group's tours are giant cash cows milked by power chords and simple drum patterns.
Love it ("I am aware that I am a Nickelback fan") or hate it ("I'd rather be stuck on the Palmetto with no A/C while having violent diarrhea!"), Nickelback is coming. And a petition won't stop it from happening.
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