I guess all the residents need to ONCE AGAIN leave their homes, close their businesses and get the hell out of this beautiful paradise.
Congrats, South Beach residents! You've survived the beer-bonging, glowstick-waving trafficpocalypse of spring break and Miami Music Week. Now enjoy the fresh air and (semi)abundant parking while it lasts, because you're only a few weeks away from the massive crowds of Memorial Day.
Even worse news: Riptide has gotten its hands on the Beach's plan for preventing this year's festivities from devolving into the police-shooting scene that made SoBe a national embarrassment last year — and the biggest new idea is a nightmarish-sounding "traffic loop."
"My concerns are the same they've been with the last ten Urban Beach Weekends," says Herb Sosa, a community activist, using the informal name for the mostly black party weekend. "I applaud the Beach for trying to come up with ideas, but I still don't see any evidence they can handle this kind of a mass of people."
The 20-page plan, quietly presented to commissioners at the end of January by City Manager Jorge Gonzalez, lays out a range of proposals for coping with a weekend that can draw up to 250,000 partiers.
Last year's bacchanal ended in the worst way possible: with dozens of cops shooting and killing one visitor and wounding four innocent bystanders. National TV cameras swooped in, black leaders protested, and some Beach residents such as Sosa called for the city to scale back on Memorial Day weekend.
Gonzalez, who didn't return calls for comment, acknowledges crowds are likely to be as huge as ever this year. His most radical idea for managing the scene is a "traffic loop" that would close all side-street access from Alton Road, Fifth Street, Washington Avenue, and Collins Avenue except to residents; the idea is to keep "cruising" confined to a designated loop. Police would also have the option of closing eastbound MacArthur Causeway if traffic becomes "untenable."
The rest of Gonzalez's plan seems fairly standard: DUI checkpoints, a $1.5 million budget for police overtime and cops from other cities, and a crackdown on open containers and drugs.
Sosa, for one, worries that the traffic loop is untested and that the other measures don't address the huge crowds that amass outside Washington Avenue clubs.
"Once clubs empty out, you've got hundreds of thousands who've been drinking... in the streets," he says. "That's what creates tension. No one wants that, not visitors or residents."
I guess all the residents need to ONCE AGAIN leave their homes, close their businesses and get the hell out of this beautiful paradise.
WHY?WHY?WHY? Would you want too go back to Miami Beach? As much as they show that you are NOT wanted but yet black folks still feel the need to go and spend their money on Miami Beach. Somebody in authority should be trying to convince these kids to go elsewhere. Hell I live here in South Florida and if not job related, I don't waste my time on Shitty Beach...
In oneself lies the whole world and if you know how to look and learn, the door is there and the key is in your hand. Nobody on earth can give you either the key or the door to open, except yourself.
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