Down in the great, dark marsh of Hell, the river Styx flows ever hateful. But, the band Styx is alive and well on the SS Comeback Tour, and it just keeps "Sailin' On." The dudes of Styx have "Too Much Time On Their Hands" to worry about drowning in the afterlife. They're busy selling records by the millions. The band has resurrected itself more times than a zombie Jesus. And with hits like "Mr. Roboto" and "Show Me The Way" finding new life as advertising jingles and ringtones every day, the river Styx had better up its game soon, before its Google returns get swallowed in a sea of progressive rock. Greek mythology has got nothin' on American rock'n'roll. That's why the band Styx keeps on riffin' through eternity, and the river Styx is stuck merely carrying dead folks to Hades. Friday night at 8p.m. at Magic City Casino (450 NW 37th Ave., Miami), the band will probably sell the amphitheater out, so don't get caught up in a tragedy; buy your $15-$500 tickets for the 8 p.m. show in advance at magiccitycasino.com or call 305-649-3000.
Fri., March 9, 8 p.m., 2012