With Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Rosss continued misguided attempts to bring people to games by doing everything but putting a competitive team on the field comes his latest brain-busting idea. Because the Dolphins will host the Tim Tebow-led Denver Broncos this Sunday at Sun Life Stadium, why not have Gator Day, celebrating Tebows University of Florida Gators national-championship team? This despite the fact that most Fins fans loathe UF and that Tebow happens to play for this weeks opposing team. Be that as it may, the Dolphins as a team just need to keep doing what they do so well: losing so they can earn themselves the services of a quarterback from Stanford University. Andrew Luck is the best QB prospect since Peyton Manning, and he can be all ours if we continue to suck. Go Gators! Go suck for luck!
Sun., Oct. 23, 1 p.m., 2011