Way to show class & professional etiquette. Last time I checked your publication is sponsoring the event, yet you trash talk it? The horror is having d-bags who go to places & only see the negative in anything resembling a positive or fun experience. I'm sure you went in there & screamed like a little girl, & now he had to put his big boy pants on & downplay it like he's a badass. It's a family friendly amusement park meant to escape the monotony of everyday life in the 305. You go you have a good laugh or two & get scared to defacation. Fortunately this article will have little effect on the crowds that actually do go to have a good time.....BTW there are no parolees working there, I should know because I have a few good friends working there, & they work pretty damn hard to scare over 1000 people a night.