Miami New Times Sex Survey results are in!

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Miami New Times Sex Survey results are in!
Stian Roenning

Just how horny are Miamians? How often do they do it? With whom do they do it? How do they do it? Where do they do it?

Three months ago, Miami New Times set out to answer those penetrating questions. We conducted a poll that drew more than 2,000 participants. Then we interviewed a porn-star-cum-CNN-correspondent, visited an "executive motel," and scoped out the top spots for outdoor sex.

Our key findings: Miamians are either the horniest, sluttiest lot on the planet or one heck of a boastful bunch. First a caveat — 85 percent of the respondents were under 42 years of age, and two-thirds were male. More than half were Latino.

Of the 2,033 respondents, almost half, 43 percent, have been involved in a threesome. Almost a quarter of them claim more than 30 sexual partners, two-thirds have done it with a complete stranger, and a quarter have hired a prostitute. Nearly two-thirds said they have sex at least twice a week, and about 70 percent think about it "many times throughout the day." More than 90 percent do something about it and masturbate, a third of them every day.

See the complete results of the Miami New Times Sex Survey.

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KAtTy
KAtTy

What a stupid biased survey! Next time diversify your pool from which you draw conclusions! U ask mostly LATINS who's the best at sex......i wonder what they might say! Racist FOOLS!

cliff c kirtley
cliff c kirtley

Examine God's sexism

If you would like to prove to yourself that God is imaginary, here is one easy way to do it: Look for places in the Bible where God is an absurd, unmitigated jerk instead of the "all-knowing", "all-loving", "fully-enlightened" being that he is supposed to be. The utter contradiction proves that God is imaginary.

In Ephesians 5:22-24 we find this: "Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything." Christians and non-Christians alike reject the Bible's teachings in these areas because the Bible is obviously wrong. The part that is profoundly strange is that, while completely rejecting these parts of the Bible, Chistians will claim that other parts of the Bible are God's word. They are blind to the obvious contradiction because of their utter delusion.

Once you break the delsuion, it is completely obvious: God is imaginary.

rhonda c
rhonda c

shouldve just asked my ho of an ex charles commander. he'd tell you. he's screwed everything that walks.

yokolee
yokolee

Out of those 2000, 1980 were male Cubans they just can't keep IT in their pants

Salnave Andre
Salnave Andre

so...you shrink the vagine and put it in her belly button....

smash44
smash44

Men are complete lying fools!

jio957
jio957

I wonder how many of them have AIDS,is that mention on this survey.

meoff
meoff

tropical storm coming through. time for sex again !! great excuse.

raymon v
raymon v

who cares who does what??

Siddarthds
Siddarthds

you are talking as if the already excisting invasion of privacy in to our personal lives is not enough . and now you want them to enter in to your bed rooms too?where did you come from?you may have a hole or a dick to fulfill your desires . how about those millions of singles who do not want to entertain a prostitute or screw with a stranger?people like you only put their lives in some one else's hands and suffer and take what ever comes in life.Get a life! you are a joker!

Yaegerj
Yaegerj

There should be a law against those masturbators. There bad for the community, and the sanity of marriage. If I had my way each time you proceeded to pleasure yourself, a swat team would rush in and catch the culpits. You would be hauled to jail with your mug shot Better yet, I would have cameras placed in each house, to ease drop on all those suspecting masterbators, and catch them in the act, and fine them. My God, What is the world coming too. Save Us All.

Geo
Geo

43 percent of Miamians are full of shit.

mercenario
mercenario

I hire escorts, I don't have time to go to clubs and waste my breath on some stupid conceded girls.

msbelleandelle
msbelleandelle

It takes alot of effort to try to convince yourself of that. It is easier to believe that God is imaginary because it takes more than human effort to believe that He really exists. If you don't want to believe in God, then don't, but don't base your unbelief on one quote alone. I guarantee you'll find many quotes in the bible that's just downright confusing. At the end of the day, you'll always have a choice to make. You have nothing to lose by believing in God and finding out at the end that He doesn't exist, but imagine how much more you'll lose if He does exist and you didn't believe. It looks as if you went through alot of trouble to try to find something in the bible to back your unbelief. Could it be that maybe you're not entirely too sure about your beliefs? you see, there are bad apples everywhere. Just like you cannot judge an entire country based on one person's behavior, the same goes for Christianity. I really do hope you do some more research about this because no one can force you to believe. If God is imaginary, then good is imaginary. That would also make evil imaginary. where do you think mankind gets the ideas that murder, thievery, adultery, homosexuality, lying and all these things that we feel are wrong or against the law from? Do you think, we, as wicked as we are, could think all of these up? I think not. If we were to follow the things of the bible, there wouldn't be so much trouble in this world today. you seem like a smart person, think some more on this issue. it's not that simple to make such a deduction. you're talking about a complicated God. you cannot possibly sum Him up in a nutshell.

Louis
Louis

Your knowledge of the Bible is skewed and you don't seem to understand the circumstances and the times it was written. I see no contridiction in your post and God is not sexist.

God originally created man and women at the same time and they were both equal, but the women (named Lilith) rejected Adam and refused to be with him out of her own pride. She then left Eden and despite many attempts by the angels to convince her to come back she didn't and basically became a harlot and slept around with other angels (whom later become the fallen ones or demons so to speak). Now God saw that it was not good for man to be alone so he created Eve /FROM/ Adam, and because of that women were deemed to be "under" man. When I say under man, I mean that she was expected to show him respect and honor him, something that Lilith refused to do. Eve was essentially God's plan B since giving humans free will can obviously detour what God wants for us. It was never Gods will to make women "under" man, but it had to be done.

Now of course this does not really answer or get into the whole debate of whether God is real or not, but I will gladly show you through facts and experiences/testimonies why this universe had to have a creator and why the God of the Bible is infact real. Now maybe you've dipped your toes into this whole "God thing" and didn't care for it too much, be it from a bad church or pastor that may have left you a sour taste in your mouth. Or maybe you're very liberal or a homosexual and you don't like the set of moral standards that the Bible implies and much rather prefer your own moral standards. Whatever the case may be I urge you to really search deep within yourself and find God, because God is real and God loves you more then any person on this Earth could ever love you.

Neil's ghost
Neil's ghost

Typed with one hand while the other was.......

fletchertayor7
fletchertayor7

Any news on Hialeah ???? Come watch me, baby !!! There should be a law against people like you. Better than cheating on your boyfriend, which is probably something you've already done. Every one knows that all the Whores reside in Hialeah...fat ones...skinny ones, the kind that have boyfriends for a month, all kinds !!!

ginger12
ginger12

Wow what you just explained sounds like god is indeed a sexist. I feel like your view of the bible is a little skewed as well. What Cliff said about the inconsistencies of god being all loving then a vengeful god is absolutely true. Yet you refuse to concede that point. My opinion...go read the bible.

One more thing. Just because someone is liberal, progressive, homosexual doesn't mean they can't believe in God. You're the perfect example of one of Gandhi quotes. “I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ.”

Go pray for yourself.

msbelleandelle
msbelleandelle

Basically, you want to determine the qualities that you want God to have. The beauty of God is that He doesn't force anyone to accept Him. If you don't like those qualities about God, then you don't have to accept Him. You then make a conscious decision to reject God. God just is. You have free will. If people were allowed to dictate the qualities of God, then He wouldn't need to be called God. He is a loving God and at the same time an angry God. Yes, I said it. an angry God. and when He gets angry, it is within his rights to be angry for we are his creations. If He wants to kill us off, it is within his right to do so. If He wants to destroy the universe, it is within his right to do so. we, as humans, don't get to dictate what He wants to do with his creations. everyone has their 2cents to put in when it comes to God. Just who do we think we are? Alot of people who talk about God just focus on the loving characteristics of God. If that is your sole focus, then you don't know God, and therefore can't really say much about Him. God is inconsistent? really? If you read the bible in its entirety, you would realize that we are the ones who are inconsistent. We're always changing and we expect God to change along with us. as if He is nothing more than a little puppet whose strings we have only to pull and He'll dance to our every tunes. Gandhi? really? how many Christians did Gandhi meet? Just why is it that people are so angry at God when we are the ones responsible for the mess we are in? we're not asking God for help, we're telling Him what He should be doing.

 
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