Come one, come all to the event consisting of the only known method to circumvent drinking-and-driving laws. No, not really. If you want to get down with Beer Snob Bike Crawl IV, you'll have to drink responsibly, bring a bike light, and obey all traffic laws. It starts Saturday at Zeke's Roadhouse, where beers are $4 and guaranteed to thoroughly dehydrate you before you can say, "Biking in the late-September sun is the worst idea ever."
The group will then travel to Burger & Beer Joint (1766 Bay Rd., Miami Beach), Wynwood Kitchen & Bar (2550 NW Second Ave., Miami), and Sparky's Roadside BBQ (204 NE First St., Miami). If you haven't given up or been hospitalized, swig your last drink at the Filling Station (95 SE Second St., Miami) before the eight-mile crawl ends at Government Center Metrorail station (101 NW First St., Miami). This sort of event is popular with bespectacled hipsters and heavy-drinking characters from Mad Men.
Sat., Sept. 17, 4 p.m., 2011