Thish ain't yer daddy's schpelling bee, schweetheart. This is the Drunk'n Spelling Bee, this Sunday at 10 p.m. at SoBe's funky and exceedingly well-lubricated Purdy Lounge. Throw your name into the ring and see if you remember anything from third-grade English class. For every word you spell correctly, you must down a shot of Jägermeister. The last drunk left standing gets $50 worth of lubrication at the bar. Just be sure your name is the only thing you're hurling.
Sun., Sept. 4, 10 p.m., 2011