I never set foot in those restaurants if I can help it, mostly because I can't stand how glossy all the food looks. Everything looks like a fucking dessert. I have great respect for food and enjoy flavor, so I stay away from any joint that implies that I'm supposed to be having a "rockin' time!" while eating deep-fried garbage. That said, I guess I can't deny that the Tight Bros wrote awesome songs to eat hot wings to.
I've only seen the commercial once and can't really remember it. Probably because I was too busy lighting Cuban cigars with $100 bills.
Suck slop with Big Business at Churchill's Pub.
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With Torche and Helms Alee. 9 p.m. Tuesday, July 12, at Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami; 305-757-1807;
churchillspub.com. Tickets cost $12 plus fees via
fla.vor.us.
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Going from Karp to Tight Bros to Big Business and then merging with the Melvins into a massive supergroup — do you feel as if you are fulfilling your life's definitive purpose on Earth?
According to the State of California, my definitive purpose on Earth is to pay child support for these 13 rotten kids. I hate my kids.