So, let me get this straight because my brain is so full of all these crazy hormonal emotions and it's kind of hard to think sometimes: Because we're "out of order" once of a month we're just supposed to give out bjs? What a revelation! I'll make sure to do that just as soon as I get home from work, cook dinner, feed the kids, clean up after dinner, iron my man's clothes while he plays PS3 for hours, put the kids to sleep, shave my legs, and have a sexy lingerie pillow fight with all my BFFS (who all work in porn!). Thanks Daily Cramp! I'm not offended at all.