Even the Antichrist loves Santas Enchanted Forest at Tropical Park. Hey, switch a couple of letters in the fat mans name, and youre talking about the lord of the underworld. Twenty-eight years into Tropical Parks festival of a million lights, Lets go to Santas is still a rallying cry across Dade for amazing pizza, nooky on the Ferris wheel, and screaming through the thrill rides. Whether youre there with a church group, your girlfriend, or her girlfriend, youre bound to have a good time. Among bungee jumping, the Mega Drop, the Extreme Ejector Seat, and the roller coaster, there are enough adrenaline spikes to keep even the most war-jaded Marine smiling. And with more games and sideshows than you can throw a bucket of turkey legs at, wimps prone to emetophobia (fear of vomiting) can have their safe fun too. We hear the carnies manning the ring toss are honest as the day is long, and Adam Burkes tiger show probably wont end in disaster.
Mondays-Sundays, 5 p.m. Starts: Nov. 4. Continues through Jan. 2, 2010