Stop pounding Omega-3 pills. Its not the brain that holds humans intellectual stamina, its the .3mm piece of skin in front of it known as the forehead. Scientist were alerted to this fact after alien foreheads looking a lot like talking, crawling chicken cutlets invaded and controlled a small town called Longhead Bay. Luckily, theres a sexy scientist already working on a potent human extract (foreheadazine) so we can all supplement our natural IQ. Of course, theres always the chance that the only thing itll increase is the size of your brow. But who wouldnt risk looking like Eric Stoltz in Mask if it meant you were always the smartest guy in the room?
This Friday, Larry Blamires Trail of the Screaming Forehead screens as part the midnight screenings at UMs Bill Cosford theater.
Fri., Oct. 8, 11:59 a.m.; Fri., Oct. 15, 11:59 a.m., 2010